Feminously Gendered Feline Hive Strikes Back!

[hafrogman]

We can talk about her donkey.

So one of my numerous roommates is by far the worst joke teller in all the land. It's a pity, because he's a good, fun guy, and quite funny when he's not trying. But when he sets out to tell a joke, it's just cringeworthy.

So, he was telling this joke (in mixed company, no less). . . and well the joke isn't really grandma appropriate. . . but it involves a farmer baking cupcakes with a donkey, and the farmer's son who remarks to a man witnessing the event,

"Oh, he does that."

Now it's not a funny joke at the best of times, but the punchline relies on pronouncing "Oh, he" like a donkey's bray "Ee haw". . . my roommate didn't get this. He just said it normally and thought that the joke was in the fact that the son didn't find it particularly noteworthy that his father was baking cupcakes with a donkey.

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

No, no. Don't put yourself out on my account. We can try . . . *sigh* intellectual conversation if you feel you must. We just can't discuss religion or politics. So that pretty much eliminates current affairs, the weather (a usual standby), science, money. . . or anything else of any interest really.

So. . . how about them Cardinals?

Science!

News are:
- THe Universe Roars
- What happened at the Big Bang between the inflaton and the curvaton?
- Milky Way is larger then we thought
- The Universe might be a "hologram"

Discuss or don't.

 

[Aeson]

So one of my numerous roommates is by far the worst joke teller in all the land. It's a pity, because he's a good, fun guy, and quite funny when he's not trying. But when he sets out to tell a joke, it's just cringeworthy.

So, he was telling this joke (in mixed company, no less). . . and well the joke isn't really grandma appropriate. . . but it involves a farmer [CENSORED] a donkey, and the farmer's son who remarks to a man witnessing the event,

"Oh, he does that."

Now it's not a funny joke at the best of times, but the punchline relies on pronouncing "Oh, he" like a donkey's bray "Ee haw". . . my roommate didn't get this. He just said it normally and thought that the joke was in the fact that the son didn't find it particularly noteworthy that his father was [CENSORED] a donkey.

Can you dumb it down a bit for me?

 

[Goldmoon]

Yes I am.

We can talk about her donkey.

We could but I blushingly admit I'm in fantastic shape right now thanks to my new job. I'm toned and tightened in all the right places and my donkey isnt what it used to be.

 

[hafrogman]

Don't try to keep up. Just jump in.

"The water's fine, jump in.", said the shark to the diver.

 

[The_Warlock]

Deep down, everyone wants attention

Sociopaths don't.

 

[Goldmoon]

I wasn't planning on commuting to Iraq, either. Unless you're going to subcontract me to someone else. . . . then I'm all for it.

If you're good enough, I'll fly you out.

 

[hafrogman]

Science!

News are:
- THe Universe Roars
- What happened at the Big Bang between the inflaton and the curvaton?
- Milky Way is larger then we thought
- The Universe might be a "hologram"

Discuss or don't.

Well I don't want to offend any people that might hold the view that the universe doesn't exist/is only a few thousand years old. Big bangs and ancient space sounds are right out.

The Milky Way is probably good. . . I haven't read the hologram one yet.

 

[Kill Zone]

We can talk about her donkey.

I don't have a donkey.

 

[The_Warlock]

...and my donkey isnt what it used to be.

That's why I keep offering cheesecake.