Feminously Gendered Feline Hive Strikes Back!

[Aeson]

So you're saying Killzone likes to -

Uh oh, someone's grandma is running towards me with a broom and she doesn't look happy!

To do the Clinton? I don't think so. Grandma can put the broom away.

 

[hafrogman]

Fixed if for Umbran.

I'm sort of tempted to go edit my joke about the farmer baking cupcakes with the donkey now.

 

[Dog Moon]

Fixed if for Umbran.

Just hope he doesn't look at the original post!

 

[The_Warlock]

I'm paranoid about security. I have my ranch set up with motion detectors, floodlights, and security cameras over the distance of a mile.

I'm not, but I do have 2 sickles, 4 daggers, 2 swords, a heavy wooden walking stick, a wrought iron staff, a very sharp edged kite shield, several sharp throwing objects and a scythe scattered around my home in the event of unlawful entry.

Oh and some power tools, a butcher knife designed to cut bone, and several other odds and ends.

Meh. I suppose someone could break in with a gun, but at that point I'm avoiding contact until I can change the scenario.

Not much sense where I am worrying about it much more than taking basic precautions.

 

[Aeson]

Yeah, I got that.

Deliberate misinterpretation for the win!

I already tried that joke. Get your own cupcakes.

 

[Goldmoon]

Well, that kind of hoses the cheesecake too.

I'm kind of tempted to litter the theater with a few dozen packages for you spread out over different bases. . . each containing a single plastic lizard.

You realize that would cause a lot of people a lot of pain. I mean I know someone will be tempted to make an "Eppie the lizard-girl" joke and I would be forced to hurt them.....

 

[Dog Moon]

To do the Clinton? I don't think so. Grandma can put the broom away.

She stopped running after me, but she's peering at me from around the corner. It's creeping me out, man!

 

[Aeson]

I'm sort of tempted to go edit my joke about the farmer baking cupcakes with the donkey now.

Do it.

Just hope he doesn't look at the original post!

Me too.

You realize that would cause a lot of people a lot of pain. I mean I know someone will be tempted to make an "Eppie the lizard-girl" joke and I would be forced to hurt them.....

Friendly fire?

 

[hafrogman]

Just hope he doesn't look at the original post!

Well, see, if nobody reports the post, then there's no reason for him to do so.

So nobody else causes problems for us, and we don't have to cause "problems" for them, capice?

P.S. in this case, "problems" is a codeword for violence.
P.P.S. I'm threatening violence against anyone who reports us. . . just in case it wasn't clear.

 

[Aeson]

She stopped running after me, but she's peering at me from around the corner. It's creeping me out, man!

That's her bad eye. Shift left a step and you'll be in her blind spot.