Feminously Gendered Feline Hive Strikes Back!

[Kill Zone]

Ah yes, we'll stick with the 14' lizard who I will name Warlock.

14 foot? I thought it was 14 inch?

 

[The_Warlock]

Ah yes, we'll stick with the 14' lizard who I will name Warlock.

WHOA!

I got an UPGRADE!

 

[Aeson]

Please Mr. Cage. I'd be honored to meet you some day.

If only I looked like him.

If you're horny you have someone to help with that. I'm looking out for the less fortunate among us. Now if you and the wife were into guys and needed my services then I'd be happy to oblige.

 

[Goldmoon]

Unless he wants to shake it all about.

Ewwww, then it might get everywhere and I washed my hair today.

 

[Kill Zone]

Darn tootin...

Uh-oh, Warlock went there.

 

[Aeson]

Ewwww, then it might get everywhere and I washed my hair today.

I know what you're thinking but I'm thinking Hokey Pokey.

 

[Kill Zone]

Ewwww, then it might get everywhere and I washed my hair today.

*gets up off the floor*

*reads it again*

*laughs so hard she falls on the floor again*

*gets up and posts*

Okay, I think I'm all laughed out.

 

[The_Warlock]

Uh-oh, Warlock went there.

Don't worry, it was an inside joke...

 

[Goldmoon]

WHOA!

I got an UPGRADE!

Yeah you went from "Wow, thats a nice lizard" to "OMFG get that thing away from me before I shoot it."

I forgot to hit the shift key and I'll be paying for it for days now....

 

[Dog Moon]

No condemnation for not reading the books?

Nope, not from me. I think I've read like the first two trilogies and then stopped after that. I'm not a die-hard fan, so it doesn't matter to me if you'd read them or not.