You can't run but you can Hive

[hafrogman]

Sings some Weird Al

It's really more of a monologue set to music.

So I was sitting in the parking lot, trying to clear out my excess earwax with a golf pencil when I see this guy Marty trying to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself, so I say to him, I say, "Hey Marty, would you like me to help you with that?", and Marty, he just ROLLS his eyes and says, "No, I want you to cut of my arms and legs with a chainsaw."

So I did.

On a totally unrelated side note, I just tried to call my cousin, but she was engaged. *rimshot*

 

[hafrogman]

I wish that women would end it with me instead of the other way around, it would help stop me getting a complex

Getting dumped really isn't all it's cracked up to be?

 

[The_Warlock]

Sings some Weird Al

And there was much rejoicing....

 

[The_Warlock]

I wish that women would end it with me instead of the other way around, it would help stop me getting a complex

Wait! Wait! When you break up with a woman, they give you an apartment building?!

I got's to get me to the Old World...talk about a consolation prize!

 

[hafrogman]

And there was much rejoicing....

yay. :-|

 

[The_Warlock]

yay. :-|

Well, if you are going to be like that...

Fine, fine.

You can eat Sir Robin's Minstrels.

 

[Shabe]

"How was I supposed to know he was being sarcastic?" /weird Al

I'll be dumped one day, that day will hurt, that day is not being looked forward to.

hmmm construction of ramp is coming along swimmingly, it's almost at the 36 degrees.

 

[hafrogman]

You can eat Sir Robin's Minstrels.

Yay!

 

[Shabe]

I posted a slow killer thread in this forum, thought I shouldn't clutter the Hive with it, please come and kill your fellow ENWorlders.

 

[Tinker Gnome]

Despite certain people's protestations. . . we're all mad, here.

I am perfectly sane.