You can't run but you can Hive

[Goldmoon]

Autumn is hitting here a bit early as well, giving a bit of relief from the heatwaves of the recent weeks. The rain is nice.

Fittingly enough we have a joke here, What do you get after 3 days of rain in Cape Town: Monday. Looks like winter might be as long and wet as summer was hot.

Do we need a worst joke thread now?

 

[Phaezen]

It's been raining for a few days off/on. Some times it was pretty heavy rain. We're supposed to be having some sever weather tomorrow as in heavy winds or tornadoes. I understand those are rare events in other places. Tornadoes that is. Do you get them down there?

The on call guy called me back to say it wasn't an issue and tried to make me feel guilty for making him leave his lady friend and the hotel.lol Thems the breaks, bub.

No tornadoes, just gales and downpours leading to flooding. The awesome thing about rain is that it is followed by waterfalls on the mountain. That never fails makes me happy

And yes, if you are on call on a friday, expect to be disturbed if you have plans. Karma can be nasty like that.

 

[Aeson]

No tornadoes, just gales and downpours leading to flooding. The awesome thing about rain is that it is followed by waterfalls on the mountain. That never fails makes me happy

One northern state is worried about flooding because of melting ice. We don't get that here. We just get flooding from lots of rain.

And yes, if you are on call on a friday, expect to be disturbed if you have plans. Karma can be nasty like that.

At least he seemed cool about it.

 

[Aeson]

It's after time for me to go home. Where's Joel?


*Looks under rocks*

 

[Phaezen]

Do we need a worst joke thread now?

There is always a critic

 

[Aeson]

There is always a critic

Maybe it doesn't translate well. Try telling it in Afrikaans.

 

[Phaezen]

Maybe it doesn't translate well. Try telling it in Afrikaans.

Possibly after all the time in the sandpit Goldmoon has forgotten what rain looks like

The weather jokes for Cape Town tend to be bad though.

Welcome to Cape Town, we don't have a climate, only weather

Welcom to Cape Town where you can experience all 4 seasons in 1 day

etc etc etc

But lets see if it works better in Afrikaans

Wat kry jy na drie dae se reen in Kaapstad? Maandag.

Better?

 

[Aeson]

Welcom to Cape Town where you can experience all 4 seasons in 1 day

Sounds like a saying we have here in Georgia. Don't like the weather? Wait 15 minutes. You're bound to get something you like.

But lets see if it works better in Afrikaans

Wat kry jy na drie dae se reen in Kaapstad? Maandag.

Better?

I don't know. I don't speak the language. lol

 

[Goldmoon]

Wat kry jy na drie dae se reen in Kaapstad? Maandag.

OK, now that was funny!

 

[Phaezen]

Sounds like a saying we have here in Georgia. Don't like the weather? Wait 15 minutes. You're bound to get something you like.

I don't know. I don't speak the language. lol

Basically translates as "What do you get after three days of rain in Cape Town? Monday"

OK, now that was funny!

Dankie

And for that I vote Goldmoon gets the new hive