DMG2 Cartoon

[D'karr]

Not the bags of holding....

 

[wedgeski]

That's good stuff, right there.

 

[D'karr]

Chandelier, Single-Use Terrain
A large, ornate chandelier of iron and crystal hangs over the battlefield. It would be a pity if it fell to the ground.
Standard Action
Check: From a distance, to sever or loosen the rope or chain holding the chandelier aloft, make a ranged attack (the chandelier’s defenses are level + 5).
Alternatively, you can spend a standard action to cut the rope while adjacent to either the chandelier or the rope or chain keeping it aloft.
Success: The chandelier falls to the ground and smashes to pieces.
Target: Each creature in an area burst 1 beneath the chandelier
Attack: Level + 3 vs. Reflex
Hit: 2d8 + one-half level damage.
Miss: Half damage.
Effect: The area where the chandelier fell becomes difficult terrain.

I like it. Well done. The Styx Oarsman Chandelier would be a multiple use terrain trap.

 

[Thaumaturge]

The Styx Oarsman Chandelier would be a multiple use terrain trap.

Would it? Or would the Epic Destiny "Ruler of Sigil" include the ability to reset and reactivate any trap in Sigil?

Thaumaturge.

 

[Dragonhelm]

That cartoon was enough to make me a Planescape fan.

 

[Arawn76]

I didn't notice till the end that I'd been chuckling all the way through.

That may beat the gnome, "I'm a monster rawr..", one out as my favourite.

 

[Wicht]

Didn't really find it funny at all. Oh well. To each their own.

 

[fba827]

i still prefer some of the others over this one. but it was still worth a chuckle none the less (his comment after the cube, as well as the bag of holding reference, definately got a good laugh out of me).

The
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chandalier repeatedly to the face scene at the end
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just came off as more violent than funny to me... but i can see what they were trying for, just wasn't my particular thing.

 

[Nymrohd]

Meh . . . at best. She should have flayed him alive on the first stupid pun, and mazed him right after.

 

[MarkB]

I'm having a heck of a time trying to persuade this to play all the way through. In Google Chrome it stops at the same point each time, and in Firefox it freezes seemingly at random.

Is there any way to get it to stream through some more reliable piece of software (preferably with controls and a timeline I can skip through), or is it up on Youtube anywhere? I couldn't locate it there.