Only 5 more years, Marty!

[Klaus]

5 more years until we're all living in the set of Back to the Future II!

Now where's my flying, Mr. Fusion-powered Delorean?

 

[jonesy]

I.. sort of borrowed it. Sorry. I think it's.. I think it's broken.

But you can have my hoverskate, if you want.

Have you seen the trailers for that new Jaws movie? It's gonna be awesome.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Eh, we're not going to get those- the Monoliths won't let us have them because they'd make it easier for us head to Europa, and they don't want that.

 

[Orius]

Eh, we're not going to get those- the Monoliths won't let us have them because they'd make it easier for us head to Europa, and they don't want that.

Maybe we should throw some bones at them then!

It's ok if we don't get the hoverboards, I don't need to scream at those damn kids to stop hovering off my lawn.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

But we will probably get a 3D immersive Internet, so you can yell at them to get off your LAN.

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

What people don't realize is that the Delorean was a classic retrofit, so unless you already own a Delorean, you won't be getting the fusion-powered version. The rest of us will have to settle for the 2015 Chevy Neutrino.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Don't buy those- they got an unsafe rating in the 2017 Consumer Reports car guide for insufficient shielding leading to an increase in "Banner" mutations, apparently singlehandedly causing the Hulk Plague of 2016.

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

Don't buy those- they got an unsafe rating in the 2017 Consumer Reports car guide for insufficient shielding leading to an increase in "Banner" mutations, apparently singlehandedly causing the Hulk Plague of 2016.

Thanks for the tip, I didn't know that. That's what I'll get for letting my subscription lapse in 2014.

 

[Orius]

Also, someone needs to start writing Gray's Sports Almanac.