Mike Mearls Ruined Everything

[Obryn]

But the question is, which die type is the most marginalized? Is it the d8 or the d12 or maybe the d4?

I'm voting for the d12--it doesn't get enough love, especially since the days of S-M/L weapon damage.

Out of the six players at my table each week, two are utterly dependent on d12s for their weapon dice. (And because two don't use weapons, that's half of the weapon-users.) d12's get a LOT of love in 4e.

If there's an unloved die in 4e, it's the d4. Unless you're a rogue, you probably don't use them.

-O

 

[Fifth Element]

I tried to buy a d30 the other day... The store owner laughed and said: "Good Luck!"

I probably have a couple I could spare...

 

[RigaMortus2]

Um, hello? D30 anyone?

I still got my d30!

 

[Nytmare]

I still got my d30!

Does anyone remember the book full of different d30 charts and tables that was published at some point in the late 80s? Charts like "What your mother hid in your pack before you left home" and "What did I just stub my toe on?"

 

[Greg K]

No, Mike Mearls fixed everything Andy Collins did wrong.

I thought it was what Rob Heinsoo did wrong.

 

[Scribble]

I probably have a couple I could spare...

You are teh awesome.

 

[Nytmare]

ROLL A D30 TO SEE WHAT MIKE MEARLS HAS RUINED

1. Killer whales
2. Beans
3. Calvin and Hobbes
4. Light bulbs
5. The Tonight Show
6. Curling
7. Punk rock
8. Gene Simmons
9. Darwinism
10. Sunday Afternoon
11. The Oscars
12. Biscuits
13. The Parrot Sketch
14. Golf
15. The Republican Party
16. Sharpies
17. Motzart's Fifth
18. Steven King's The Stand
19. The dinosaurs
20. Honor School Students
21. Sea shells
22. Cursive
23. Hamburg
24. Molybdenum
25. Kickstands
26. The pompitous
27. Water Polo
28. The Spice Girls
29. Teflon coated pans
30. The environment

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[Vartan]

You can call it d30 all you want, but I don't care what you or the manufacturer say...it's really just an attempt to sneak d20.5 in under the radar.

 

[surfarcher]

I have this rash and the cream from the doctor just doesn't seem to be helping.

Do any of you guys have a suggestion? From the sound of it you have suffered far worse rashes.

(sorry, but that seemed just as relevant as the rest of this thread)

 

[Nytmare]

Do any of you guys have a suggestion?

You probably got that rash from Mike Mearls.