Mike Mearls Ruined Everything

[Piratecat]

You probably got that rash from Mike Mearls.

Mike Mearls ruins everything. Except rashes.

 

[RHGreen]

I stopped liking Mike Mearls when he started ghost writing for George Lucas.

Apparantly he stole Dom Simmon's soul and then tricked the world into believing he didn't exist by limping.

 

[Kralin Thornberry]

Wow, perhaps you guys should think about introducing Mike Mearls to Chuck Norris!

 

[Vael]

Mike Mearls ruined Chuck Norris. Or at least his meme. For which I am eternally grateful.

 

[Kralin Thornberry]

Mike Mearls ruined Chuck Norris. Or at least his meme. For which I am eternally grateful.

I believe you have a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in your future sir!

 

[Herschel]

Wow, perhaps you guys should think about introducing Mike Mearls to Chuck Norris!

Mike Mearls ruined Chuck Norris, and now we have Richard Simmons.

 

[RHGreen]

Mike Mearls is best friends with Steven Seagul.

Steven Seagul ate Chuck Norris.

 

[Greatwyrm]

Ever since the honorable gentlemen over at the Bear Swarm Podcast told me about Mike Mearls, I haven't wanted anything to do with the guy.

 

[Korgoth]

The sad thing is, Mike Mearls is going to ruin Mike Mearls next. And that means he will have jumped the shark, which will also ruin sharks.

 

[Mercurius]

I apologize for the pseudo-threadjack re: dice marginalization. That said, I apologize even more profusely because I forgot about the d30--simply the most marginalized die in the history of the game.

And yes, I still own one--it must be about 25 years old, maybe closer to 30. It is emeral green, translucent, and without colored lines for the numbers. Old Skool.