Mike Mearls Ruined Everything

[Henry]

ROLL A D30 TO SEE WHAT MIKE MEARLS HAS RUINED

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I wouldn't be surprised if I hear in the future that Mike has a copy of this posted on his office door/entry to his cube.

Incidentally, Dark Sun has added rules for playing as Mike Mearls:

Robert Schwalb already has this moniker:
http://www.sarahdarkmagic.com/content/i-was-defiled-robert-schwalb​

 

[TerraDave]

it's the d4.
-O

They remain effective caltrops.

 

[Zieche]

Don't worry about the dice. Mike Mearls removed all dice from all games ever.

 

[FabioMilitoPagliara]

don't start an hybrid grognard/fanboy on dice...

the only dice that should be used in D&D are the ones based on platonic solid, if you want to roll a d10 you will use a d20 and that's it

and d12 should get more love, much more

d12 should be used for a lot of attack power, what is this 2d6 nonsense?

roll 2d12 for initiative what is d20 initiative?

so to be D&D it should be d4, d6, d8, d12 and d20 (numbered from 1 to 10 or from 1 to 20 the shape is more important then numeration....)

 

[malraux]

When Mike Mearls rolls a d4, it always comes up Natural 20.

 

[RHGreen]

When Mike Mearls rolls a d4, it always comes up Natural 20.

And then a little bit of good in the world dies.

It's what happened to Santa Claus, Ghandi, Mother Teresa and kittens.

 

[Old Gumphrey]

Every time Mike Mearls rolls a natural 20, fuel prices change.

 

[mysticknight232]

Mike Mearls ruined 4.5e and now it doesn't exist anymore.

 

[Herschel]

Lex Luthor and the legion of super villains called (along with comic artists everywhere) lamenting the loss of their main plot point, threat and schtick. Now they have to try and eek out a living making harsh restaurant and book reviews.

Mike Mearls ruined ruining.

 

[Mirtek]

I thought it was what Rob Heinsoo did wrong.

I thought 3.x did everything wrong and 4e was the best thing since sliced bread?

Wait, that was in the 4e marketing phase, now we're in the 4eE marketing phase.

Can't wait for the 4e Ultra (or whatever it'll be called once WotC needs their predictable next huge sales spike) marketing phase when everyone will be praising it for fixing the horrible mistakes of 4e Essentials