How to control your inbox...

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From a fun PDF from getbusinessing.com

We’ve compiled this list of tips that have helped our colleagues and friends build a distraction-free work environment.

1. Turn off Instant Messenger clients
2. Block all social network sites
3. Turn off your phone
4. Find a quiet place to work
5. Put on headphones
6. Put a “Do not disturb” sign on your door
7. Ask your co-workers to leave the place of business
8. Murder your co-workers
9. Destroy the building you’re working in
10. Threaten the city where your office is with a nuclear threat and make them evacuate.
11. Nuke the city, killing its inhabitants and dress yourself in their entrails.
12. Summon the Dark Lord Cthulu to rise up from his watery palace to destroy the common-folk, bringing the “human” problem to a viscous, blood-filled ending: Thus, completing the trial for your rise to power as the king of the Empire of Earth.
13. Close your email client

 

[fba827]

is it wrong that i have -considered- at least 12 of the 13 things on that list before?

 

[jonesy]

is it wrong that i have -considered- at least 12 of the 13 things on that list before?

You're posting here so the missing one must be number 2.

 

[Piratecat]

Is it wrong that my first thought was "They spelled 'Cthulhu' wrong"?

 

[TarionzCousin]

Is it wrong that my first thought was "They spelled 'Cthulhu' wrong"?

The first step to getting better is admitting you have a problem.

 

[jonesy]

The first step to getting better is admitting you have a problem.

I thought the first step was to stop praying to Cthulhu.

 

[TarionzCousin]

I thought the first step was to stop praying to Cthulhu.

Dude, start with the easy stuff. Work your way up to the difficult stuff.