The first time I saw him, he was on Andrew Zimmern.
Mike Mearls ruined my composure
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He so needs to be an essentials fighter!! Hawke the Slayer is pure gold!
For copyright reasons, he'd need a new name. Yorke Hawke, perhaps?
Imperialus
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I once described a bunch of hobgoblin soldiers to my players as carrying "large body shields, kind of like Roman scrotum's" 
Psychotic Jim
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I think I might have related these stories related before, but then again, bad NPC names and "worse" player reactions are nothing new. Back in the Sunless Citadel there was the bugbear gardener (!) named Balsag. It evoked the response you would respect, and in fact they kept snickering about it for years after wards (until it was eventually forgotten).
And of course, WotC is not the only one with bad names. Hell In Freeport, a 3.0 adventure by Green Ronin, had a fairly annoying Charun type Styx ferryman in it. His name? It was Bish. And what was the first thing I heard from my player's upon their learning of it? "I'm gonna make him my..."
And of course, WotC is not the only one with bad names. Hell In Freeport, a 3.0 adventure by Green Ronin, had a fairly annoying Charun type Styx ferryman in it. His name? It was Bish. And what was the first thing I heard from my player's upon their learning of it? "I'm gonna make him my..."
I once described a bunch of hobgoblin soldiers to my players as carrying "large body shields, kind of like Roman scrotum's"
I'm in tears!
Hadrian the Builder
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MY grandmother would totally approve of this thread 
It's laugh out loud funny... which indicates that I have, in fact, NOT grown up.
It's laugh out loud funny... which indicates that I have, in fact, NOT grown up.
Hadrian the Builder
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MY grandmother would totally approve of this thread
It's laugh out loud funny... which indicates that I have, in fact, NOT grown up.
It's laugh out loud funny... which indicates that I have, in fact, NOT grown up.
AngryMojo
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