Scotley's and Leif's Constables of the 14th Ward [3.5E D&D] [OOC 02]

[Rhun]

And here I thought matriarch was a term of respect

Try calling your girlfriend and/or wife "matriarch" and see what she thinks of it!

 

[Lou]

Try calling your girlfriend and/or wife "matriarch" and see what she thinks of it!

I called my wife "heavy-set" last week.... Much to my dismay.

 

[Rhun]

I called my wife "heavy-set" last week.... Much to my dismay.

You've got guts, Lou!

 

[Leif]

You've got guts, Lou!

Yeah, quite an impressive gut if I remember correctly! But he's running a grave risk of being on an enforced diet indefinitely, with comments like that!

 

[Scotley]

A comment like that could get the whole family stuck with a tofu, salad and non-fat yogurt diet.

I would never take such a risk. I need some meat on the table...and on my woman's bones.

 

[Lou]

My ESL wife, with a degree in English, loves to eat. It has made her a superb cook. She has taken this opportunity to make fun of my native English ability.

BTW, I leave tomorrow for a trip to Dallas. I am chaperoning the local high schools' trip to the Texas-Oklahoma Key Club Convention, as well as visiting a client. Back Sunday night.

 

[Rhun]

If I ever get married, I'm guessing I'll do the cooking.

And Scotley, if your wife ever tries to do the Tofu thing, just let her know that Soy increases estrogen and slows the production of testosterone...so it isn't healthy for a man to eat.

 

[Leif]

And Scotley, if your wife ever tries to do the Tofu thing, just let her know that Soy increases estrogen and slows the production of testosterone...so it isn't healthy for a man to eat.

Good advice, if EVER I heard some!

 

[Rhun]

Good advice, if EVER I heard some!

Hopefully Scotley's wife acknowledges the logic!

 

[Leif]

The heck with LOGIC, hopefully she just feeds him some REAL food!