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Order of the Stick #800

Finally, V makes a sound tactical decision... and the implementation is hilarious! Rich has outdone himself with this one.

Ha! When V gets a good moment in this strip, it usually is pretty good. Though often it's undermined by V's arrogance, will that happen here? How many arrows can Z take anyway? Elf and wizard means low hp total.

I wonder what Belkar will think of this.

[sblock] V didn't really win the fight (not that the fight is over mind you). V is just subconsciously breaking the forth wall: Wizards, ironically, have horrible one-on-one fight records in the OOTSverce unless it's against a dragon, so V outsourced the fight to a different class. [/sblock]
 

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V has the strength to carry YukYuk? Well, even if s/he couldn't, I suppose Bull's Strength would last enough to do the job!

Check out the weight range of an average kobold... It'd be not unlike carrying around a typical 4-year-old child.

For a typical kobold, he'd only need a Strength of around 11-13 to stay unencumbered enough to keep flying, by 3.5 rules... For as high level as the OotS presumably is, that wouldn't be too tough, even for an Elf Wizard.
 
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Or V's DM doesn't bother to pay attention to the encumbrance rules.
I'm really flummoxed by your continued posts in this vein. Are you projecting OotS as a game of 3.5 with a DM ("V's DM") who does ostensibly claim to follow the rules, and then pointing out what he's doing wrong?
 

I'm really flummoxed by your continued posts in this vein. Are you projecting OotS as a game of 3.5 with a DM ("V's DM") who does ostensibly claim to follow the rules, and then pointing out what he's doing wrong?

No, that would require taking the comic strip and also the game it's based on more seriously than I'd care to.

Also, I have the occasionally unnerving ability to change my mind if a better argument or explanation presents itself, and also a talent for arguing multiple viewpoints and even viewpoints I don't agree with.

That said, I should think it pretty obvious that the comic is largely based on 3rd Edition rules, and that most of them -- but not always all of them -- get followed with reasonable accuracy.

It was, though, mainly just a bit of idle conjecture on my part... If OotS was a real game, with real players behind the characters and a real DM pulling the strings behind the scenes, then what might be going on at the game table that would allow V to fly while carrying loads that would normally be a bit heavy for your average elf wizard?

That he might strong enough to carry a kobold seemed perfectly reasonable*, until (Psi)SeveredHead mentioned Durkon. And the "DM" mostly ignoring encumbrance rules seemed more plausible than V's spell working differently than everyone else's.



*I also find it incidentally amusing how many D&Ders don't grok that most small-sized humanoids are roughly the same size as a pre-schooler or kindergartener.
 


I think Wedgeski's point, though he could have stated it more clearly, is that it is well-established that there are no players and no GM. The world does indeed run by D&D rules (mostly 3.5), with the exceptions coming mostly when it's funnier for it not to; but that doesn't mean it's someone's campaign.
 

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