And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I game

[Piratecat]

 

[Alzrius]

He's a chicken, I tell you! A giant chicken!

 

[kitsune9]

[MENTION=2]Piratecat[/MENTION]. Funny!

[MENTION=8461]Alzrius[/MENTION]. Oh yeah, Chicken Boo was some of the funniest sketches!

 

[Mallus]

This is the most convincing argument for using rules-heavier systems I've ever seen (even though I'm sure it wasn't meant to be).

It's also a great argument for why they aren't more realistic or better at simulating anything (except ridiculousness).

I am so mad my group didn't come up with Sir Bearington! Also, here's some advice, cast Awaken on the bear first so he has human-level intelligence.

 

[Yora]

There is now an awakened bear nobleman in my setting.

 

[Tonguez]

There is now an awakened bear nobleman in my setting.

Yep my PCs are just about to meet a mysterious 'Lord of the Manor' out in the forest - said Lord will now be an awakened Bear

 

[Alzrius]

By the by, The Noble Wild is a supplement to let you play a sentient animal (not an animal-person, but an actual animal) in D&D 3.5 (and there's a version for Pathfinder too).

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Somewhere out there, a Librarian "Ooks" in approval.

 

[Nagol]

[MENTION=2]Piratecat[/MENTION]. Funny!

[MENTION=8461]Alzrius[/MENTION]. Oh yeah, Chicken Boo was some of the funniest sketches!

I always found Chicken Boo sketches sad.

He was trying to fit into a world that didn't want him and the world always rejected him regardless of his actions.

 

[GSHamster]

This might be an interesting twist on a Beauty and the Beast type scenario.