Newsbreak : Assassins are killing game designers left and right.

[tensen]

Of course, part of the fun is in the guessing of who's behind the name. After all, mistaken identity will start a war of its own. Especially when you can't remember who the people are when you recognize the name...

The problem with that is knowing which of certain folk's email addresses they used. The attack results are influenced if you retaliate against the same email address. So I mught know it is you.. but if I don't know what email address you used, it screws up the game.


Better yet.. get back to writing.

 

[d20Dwarf]

Nightfall's assassins are ridiculously bad, and his guards even more clueless than the assassins. Some people should know when to call it a day.

Also, Ghostwind has a perfect record with me.....a perfect record of death!

 

[Nightfall]

I heard that! I will never give in!

 

[Priest]

Im dead

Nightfall Killed me like Butcher cuts his meat, and a few of my lousy no good for nuttin bodyguards to.

I swear upon my rattling bones that before nightfall, Nightfall will be dead

Muhahahahahahaaaaaaaa

the above statement given by the ghost of Priest was recorded late this evening by the esteemed para...oh what ever they call them at the site of the fallen Clerics tomb just as nightfall came.


In later news it has been found that the disembodied voice that was believed to be the voice of the much morned cleric, is in truth his not so disembodied voice, as somewhere within his paranoid chaos worshiping mind Priest had sent his unsuspecting body double forward in his place himself proceeding on to Valanar with his head intact and a little heavier purse than expected as he would not be paying those lousy guards their monthly wages



No animals, other than 400 mountain yapping lhama's, 50 spitting pokadotted lhama's, and 1,352 african samurai lhama's were hurt in the writing of this post, oh and that one lousy stinking black cat, so sue me

 

[arwink]

WHy oh why was this game brought into the lives of my friends? It's just become hours of entertainment for the evening.

 

[hong]

Some bastard just killed me! This will teach me to skimp on the point buy for my guards.

You have been assassinated! Your guards, having poorly guarded you, find your fallen body along with this message:

Die, Snot Head!

Unfortunately your guards were unable to even spot the assassin. They snuck in and out without a trace.

Hong "I blame, of course, Piratecat" Ooi

 

[kingpaul]

Curse you Hal

You killed my assassin trying to kill you!

 

[Ghostwind]

Ghostwind has a perfect record with me.....a perfect record of death!

Resilient dwarf must be immune to ghosts... No matter. I will find a way to penetrate that dwarven spell of undead shielding you have surrounded yourself with...

Btw, would Spyro, Vixen, Doppelganger and Emerald be kind enough to speak up with an email addy? I have a reply waiting for your cowardly sneak attacks...

 

[DDK]

I am not a snot head!

Here I was, casually surfing away, when all of a sudden, "Die, Snot Head!"...

Of course, my response was, "Wtf?"

Then I see this thread...

It would seem, therefore, that one of you is responsible. Own up you cowardly dog!

As the attache of Korenth Zan, I feel it only fair to warn you that he was not happy with having the expenditure of money needed to raise me. And thus, he has taken it upon himself to reply in grisly fashion.

Through me, he gives you this warning and promise: If the killer is not made known to him by sunrise, his time, he will begin a coordinated strike against ALL of you. Should you, however, reveal who this dasterdly coward is, then... perhaps... an alliance?

You have till the dawn...

P.S. Please do not direct any attacks against my email attached to this nick. I get dozens of emails a day and some of them are to do with a project I'm working on so it's hard enough to sort through without extra mail coming in. That, and Yahoo! has space limits. For this little exercise I shall be using another email... which I will reveal when I'm good and ready!

 

[Mystic Eye]

Ha, One of my killers, Dufus, has managed to SLAY the D20 Dwarf while he bathed in pig fat and olive oil! Ha! He can be killed!