Hitches blamed over CERN's 'faster-than-light' claim.

[Umbran]

[MENTION=177]Umbran[/MENTION] - yeah I knew it wasn't I was strictly posting for comic relief.

No worries - I felt a need to mention it, simply because I run across too much anti-intellectualism / anti-expert sentiment in real life. Not that you would think that way, but some reader out there might take you seriously.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Awe.. I was hoping they would have explained it as being a result "of the neutrino traveling through a series of wormholes caused by all the mini black holes CERN in advertantly created during its search for the Higgs Boson."

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[Relique du Madde]

Double post.


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[Dannyalcatraz]

Awe.. I was hoping they would have explained it as being a result "of the neutrino traveling through a series of wormholes caused by all the mini black holes CERN in advertantly created during its search for the Higgs Boson."

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I don't know about their odds of finding the Higgs Boson, but I know a guy named Higgs who has Bison...

 

[El Mahdi]

I knew a guy named Higgs who was a Bosun...



(*Boatswain)

 

[TarionzCousin]

I myself have eaten both hogs and bison!

 

[jonesy]

I myself have eaten both hogs and bison!

That would be a great name for a band.

 

[Jack7]

If CERN creates a solar powered cold fusion mini-black hole I'd like to see the Beatles re-unite somewhere about the time of the Italian Renaissance, and the Ultimates take over from the New Avengers. I just feel the Ultimates are a better match for the post-post-post-pre-modern world.

But I also think that the oscillation rates in these experiments would be better measured in Rodan Wingspans, or possibly at Chuck Norris punching speeds. Because that's how I measure such things. But, alas, you can't measure em in both... and that's the real tragedy of it.

 

[El Mahdi]

The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principal states that the act of trying to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris punch causes instant death...

 

[Jack7]

That's amazing EM. My principal was also named Heisenberg and he told me in no uncertain terms that he once saw Chuck Norris punch a man back to life by knocking him into yesterday.

Coincidences like that make me think there are no coincidences.