Being threatened by my players

[RangerWickett]

My players warned me that if I did not report the following in-game event to EN World, they would register accounts and do so in far more detail.

Tonight, while stalling a group of arsonists long enough for allies to get into place, the party's illusionist offered a bribe in the form of a solid gold warforged, which he proceeded to pull, via legerdemain and wizardry, out of his buttocks.

The arsonists were tempted.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Take THAT, David Copperfield!!!

 

[MortalPlague]

I expected a DM's cry for help against an extremely unruly group, and I was utterly confused to see Wickett starting the thread.

I find myself laughing now. Happy endings for everyone!

/except the illusionist, whose ending would surely be hurting.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Happy endings for everyone!

Ummmmmm...

 

[El Mahdi]

I think that costs extra...

 

[Derfmancher]

/except the illusionist, whose ending would surely be hurting.

Har Har! Agreed. Although I would say quite the use of his skills considering the situation.

 

[FireLance]

Take THAT, David Copperfield!!!

Actually, beat THAT, Tywin Lannister!!!

 

[(Psi)SeveredHead]

I expected a DM's cry for help against an extremely unruly group, and I was utterly confused to see Wickett starting the thread.

I find myself laughing now. Happy endings for everyone!

/except the illusionist, whose ending would surely be hurting.

A worldwide punomenon!

 

[Henry]

Sometimes the end justifies the means, butt in hindsight, assumptions cost you anually. Were the arsonists' rear-guard called into action by this posterior play?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Don't you mean...ARSEonists?