D&D 5E Out of the Abyss OOC

[CanadienneBacon]

zOMG. I laughed out loud in the department store.

Win.

 

[lowkey13]

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[CanadienneBacon]

Plural of quaggoth: quaggoth or quaggoths?

 

[industrygothica]

I'm gonna go with quaggi. One quaggoth, two quaggi. And, as we all know, two quaggi is two too many.

Forgive me. I've been awake for all of six minutes, so my comedy routine hasn't quite reached its stride yet..

 

[CanadienneBacon]

Quaggi is pretty good, actually. Lets us know the plural is intended. And I think your comedy is pretty damned good for being awake all of six minutes...no filter!

 

[industrygothica]

I did mention that I've worked in a jail for the last 20 years? I lost my filter a long time ago...

 

[CanadienneBacon]

What's the weirdest thing the inmates have used to brew contraband hooch at your jail? They use bread and fruit rinds here. Replete with the occasional stray armpit hair.

 

[lowkey13]

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[CanadienneBacon]

Civil litigation. Ha! That's an oxymoron. Like jumbo shrimp. Or military intelligence (I can make that dig because I'm former MI).

 

[industrygothica]

What's the weirdest thing the inmates have used to brew contraband hooch at your jail? They use bread and fruit rinds here. Replete with the occasional stray armpit hair.

I think that's pretty much the standard recipe from the Oxygen Thief Handbook we leave on all the pillows, right next to the mint.