Maxperson
Morkus from Orkus
An obvious solution would be not to concern yourself with the ability scores of characters other than your own then. This way it's in your control, rather than hoping someone else plays in the manner you prefer where ability scores are concerned.
It's not just ability scores. And the "obvious solution" is to play with people who will play stats appropriately, not those who will bend over backwards to avoid playing the consequences of their stat choices.
Slippery Slope Fallacy?
Not even close. It's just that the kind of person who wants to avoid playing consequences for things isn't going to stop at int.