TwoSix
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There are no femaledogsdwarves. Just as there are no malecatselves.
And that's where gnomes come from, children.
There are no femaledogsdwarves. Just as there are no malecatselves.
No this isn't the only thing that bothers me. I have similar issues with dragon sorcerers (if you don't want to randomly explode and create magical butterflies on mistake, you instead get a face full of scales!) and storm sorcerers (cast comprehend languages -> fly 10 ft.). I'd also like a pre-made table of possible terms and conditions for creating warlock pacts, but so far my players have done a fine job coming up with their own.
Maybe the reason this one bothers me so much is that wilderness rogue = non-spellcasting ranger && ranger = loner or outsider. Banding with a gang of local thieves (because otherwise the ability is useless) == not a loner/outsider. The non-spellcaster loner ranger, who is an expert in woodcraft, is an iconic archetype and should be easily created without optional rules (such as feats).
Yes, none of this flows naturally like Paladins wearing heavy armor and knowing the name of every god of every religion...
Or a Druid knowing how to speak with the spirits of the forest and recognizing rare Desert Herbs on sight....
Or a Pirate's Bad Reputation from twenty years ago following them to every single corner of the globe no matter how far from the ocean....
But sometimes we've just got to adapt to the limitations of the rules as written
Is WayOfTheFourElements a new, alternate userID for [MENTION=23751]Maxperson[/MENTION]? His posting..."style"...is frighteningly similar.
As I have said, there is always a way to explain Thieves' Cant, but that it requires an explanation is annoying. Nothing you've mentioned above requires any additional explanation.
What I will probably end up doing is add a line to my house rule doc that rogues can swap out Thieves' Cant for any other language of their choice, with the option of choosing a secret or hidden language, such as Druidic.
Still, it's annoying that I need more house rules for something so mind-dumbingly simple.
I find myself boggled. What more is there to say.
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I find myself boggled. What more is there to say.