Mistwell
Crusty Old Meatwad
Your post was very funny.
But it has a small detail.
Greater Restauration = Good bye Exaustion.
For Coffeelocks without access to Greater Restauration, Aspect of the Moon Invocation is the solution.
Naw you're taking that word too literally. My point is there is no way this guy never relaxes for 8 hours. There is no way he's engaged in strenuous activity all the time. He pauses sometimes. He goes to a feast sometimes. He stays in to read a book on world conquest or the making of tea cozies sometimes. I mean, there are no threats in the world to him - what's keeping him jumpy all the time? He's got to relax simetimes for more than a couple hours - a rainy day or snowy day somewhere in there where he just stays home in the fortress of utter evil to whittle, or knit a sweater, or casually torture a prisoner over a roaring fire.