D&D General Ochre Jellies exist, and some fool is breeding them!

[Li Shenron]

Just saw this news on CNN, please someone stop the madness!


The Paris Zoo exhibits a bright yellow organism that can solve problems even though it doesn't have a brain and can heal itself if it is cut in two. Source: CNN

 

[Lanefan]

Yes, and it has 720 sexes too.

Who says D&D monsters don't exist in real life?

 

[Leatherhead]

When I saw the headline, I thought "Isn't that just a Slime Mold?
Then I clicked a link, yep it's a Slime Mold.
Don't worry you are perfectly safe. Juiblex told me so.

 

[Coroc]

When I saw the headline, I thought "Isn't that just a Slime Mold?
Then I clicked a link, yep it's a Slime Mold.
Don't worry you are perfectly safe. Juiblex told me so.

It's his avatar

The end is near lol