Maybe it's time to set up a title auction? Maybe a contest?Do you? Really? Because that can be done, you know.

I bid 20 geezer dollars* on "cranky old coot".
*Geezer dollars: it's the next bitcoin! As soon as I can figure out how people get crypto currency from Minecraft. I've never played the game, but there's gotta be a way to mine the stuff, right? Do you need a special pick or something?