RealAlHazred
Frumious Flumph (Your Grace/Your Eminence)
Or pie-throwing*!I disagree with the first part but at this point it’d be a « it is not! / it is too! » kind of fight, leaving only one reasonable way to settle this argument: pie-eating contest!
*Disclaimer: Management disavows any responsibility for injury, loss, or death stemming from pie-throwing. This is not meant as an endorsement, encouragement of, or interest in, pie-throwing.