Vaalingrade
Legend
The key is to wish for turkey sandwich.Seriously. You couldn't run fast enough to give me that crown.
Wishes have a bad reputation with my gaming group. The players always wish for something so grandiose and overpowered that the DM has no choice but to Monkey's Paw it all to hell. There's never been an exception.
And--AND--I don't want any zombie turkeys. I don't want to turn into a turkey myself--or any of that other weird crap, got it?