D&D General Dungeons and Dragons Candy Bar

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

You'd get into a cultural appropriation quandary, I think.

Chocolate candies without a Star of David on them are just chocolate candies. They're already given out for other occasions.

 

[Stormonu]

Chocolate candies without a Star of David on them are just chocolate candies. They're already given out for other occasions.

I've gotten my kids Pirate Gold Coin chocolates for close to 20 years. D&D chocolate coins could certainly be a thing.

I want a happy meal with a punch-out dungeon, a set of plastic dice and a little plastic mini - either a hero or a monster, collect 'em all to run the full adventure!

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Damn, a set of dice would be a brilliant thing to include in a Happy Meal.

 

[MNblockhead]

Damn, a set of dice would be a brilliant thing to include in a Happy Meal.

Until a bunch of small kids eat them and we have this generations version of the hot-coffee lawsuit. Doubt we'll see dice in happy meals unfortunately.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Until a bunch of small kids eat them and we have this generations version of the hot-coffee lawsuit. Doubt we'll see dice in happy meals unfortunately.

Happy Meals have a minimum size for their included toys and parts. They can either make bigger dice or put them in a pop-ball.

 

[Incenjucar]

A big foam rubber D20 would work just fine.

 

[cbwjm]

Are there dice fudge?

 

[LuisCarlos17f]

 

[Sacrosanct]

Until a bunch of small kids eat them and we have this generations version of the hot-coffee lawsuit. Doubt we'll see dice in happy meals unfortunately.

A lot of people treat that lawsuit like the poster for frivolous lawsuits, which is a shame, because if people actually read the suit, it was totally justified. One expects coffee to be hot, but you don't expect it to be boiling in a crappy cup that falls apart when handed to you. That particular franchise was in the wrong.

Bolded by me:

"... suffered third-degree burns in her pelvic region when she accidentally spilled coffee in her lap after purchasing it from a McDonald's restaurant. She was hospitalized for eight days while undergoing skin grafting, followed by two years of medical treatment. Liebeck sought to settle with McDonald's for $20,000 to cover her medical expenses. When McDonald's refused, Liebeck's attorney filed suit..."

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

"Lap" and "pelvic region" really undersell where and how she was burned. To avoid offending Eric's Grandma, let's just say imagine the worst case scenario for where you could have literally boiling coffee poured and you'd be right.