FrozenNorth
Hero
I agree with most of your post but strongly disagree with the last point. As a fan of natural language, the DMG is still cringe.It's another reason why, I, and many others, see the DMG organization/arrangement and cringe. But WoTC likely sees it as a feature that attracts people who would not otherwise buy it.
DMG cringiness has nothing to do with natural language. Oddly enough, people who appreciate natural language tend to dislike endless random tables. Very few of appreciate sticking an index to a different book in the middle of a chapter.
Maybe it was rushed, maybe it was too focussed on DMs of previous generations, who knows?
The DMG just isn’t an interesting read in a linear fashion. Its poor index and dreadful organization also means that it isn’t terribly useful as a reference either.