Can Topic Spamming be Made Mod Actionable?

[James Gasik]

So, you think it's a shtick, do you? You look at my anti-Bard rhetoric, and you think it's just some kind of obfuscation? That I am layered? That underneath this hatred of Bards lies something totally different than what's on the surface? That I am concealing a jovial tolerance of Bards underneath this harsh exterior?

Well, have you considered that there's a third, even deeper level, and that is the same as the one on the top? Like with pie.

My hatred contains multitudes. I am legion. Snarf ... think of me as the display case at your local diner. Full of pie. Legions of pie. I contain hordes of bard-hating pie.

While Bards are Spoony, I never really understood hating them. Is there a thread where you explained the origin of your hatred so I can catch up?

 

[Saracenus]

I hear what you're saying, @Hussar ... but you either have to scroll on by it, or put the people on ignore temporarily until your blood is less angered. Or ... ignore threads that are past a certain number of comments. As we all know, once threads hit a certain limit, it tends to transmogrify into the usual arguments that are unrelated to the original topic.

In addition, it's not like most posters are constantly hitting the same issues, right? In conclusion, bards suck.

I hate to disagree with you Snarf, bards are good at one thing... if you kill enough of them they make great defensive fortifications for the rest of the party. Exibit A from The Gamers: Dorkness Rising

#Topicdrift #Threadjacking #BardsRuleAtOneThing

 

[TwoSix]

While Bards are Spoony, I never really understood hating them. Is there a thread where you explained the origin of your hatred so I can catch up?

I could see hating paladins....that would have made way more sense.

 

[aco175]

I mean, back a few years ago, Edition Warring used to get slapped with red ink pretty quickly

The way I see things is that the new books have not come out and people are just posting random what I think or want posts. Every time we have something it is the same- hundreds of threads and then things calm down.

 

[Belen]

My hatred contains multitudes. I am legion. Snarf ... think of me as the display case at your local diner. Full of pie. Legions of pie. I contain hordes of bard-hating pie.

I love Bards. It is my favorite class although I prefer 2e Bards. They were the last truly great bards.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

While Bards are Spoony, I never really understood hating them. Is there a thread where you explained the origin of your hatred so I can catch up?

I prefer to think that every word I type is the continuation of my manifesto.

Also? Why is it always a manifesto? Can't us craz awesome people who have plans get a better word?

But sure, I have a thread for that. I HAVE A THREAD FOR EVERYTHING!

D&D 5E - On the Necessity for More Bard Threads

Welcome to the next installment in an intermittent series of posts, Snarf Presents Hawt Taek Thursdays. Today's edition is brought to you courtesy of the ineffable madness that lies at the heart of Bat Country. So let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and a fresh pot...

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[MichaelSomething]

I won't rest until the commoner class gets back in the core books, where it belongs!

 

[Jasperak]

Wait, I'm confused. Are bards for or against pineapple pizza?

 

[Umbran]

Wait, I'm confused. Are bards for or against pineapple pizza?

Bards are for being kind to your fellow posters.
No wonder nobody likes them.

 

[Lanefan]

Wait, I'm confused. Are bards for or against pineapple pizza?

No, bards are made of pineapple pizza.

Chop one up sometime. You'll see.