Yes, I read the article. It’s algorithm bait.
It is not.
It's surprisingly well-written, and quite bad behaviour to mischaracterize it so badly. Especially the era of AI-slop articles which literally are algorithm-bait. If it was bait, it'd sensationalistic or controversial. It's neither of those things. If anything, it shuts down more OTT speculation or hand-wringing.
So in other words, there’s actually nothing to say but we’re going to speculate wildly anyways.
Bolded part literally false. I don't believe for one cold second you'd read the article when you wrote that, even if you read it before you responded to the question. Where does it "speculate wildly"?
Listing the possibilities for why they haven't isn't "speculating wildly", it's just listing possibilities. And rather than being wild, they're all pretty straightforward and reasonable and discourage panic or extreme reactions, rather than being sensationalistic.
The only things they speculate about are the settings, and they offer two possibilities - RL and DS, hardly insane or fevered speculation. Indeed, this very website, ENworld, is actually listing DS, together with a date. Is this site speculating wildly?
Man, we all gotta learn to be more patient.
Ok now I have to ask, did
you read the article? Because it seems like you did not.
The article's main point is to discuss the reasons why WotC wouldn't have done it's usual thing of releasing a schedule, and indeed, is if anything, calming, and encourages patience, by logically and reasonably exploring the possibilities, in a frankly a shockingly non-hyperbolic way.
What's impatient or unreasonable about the article exactly?
I have to admit, when I saw the headline, I rolled my eyes, but when I read the article, I was very surprised at how reasonable it was.