Baddie

Born to moderately wealthy railroad tycoons Michael John Rawley was abandoned in the Ozarks at the age of three because he was too much trouble to feed. Afterwards he was raised by a pair of middle class grizzly bears who shortly left him as well (he was not furry enough.) He was then found by a roving band of poet/wrestler gypsies. At 18 he abandonned his gypsy ways, and studdied tom-foolery from a hobo outside the Bowery Club in New York. After graduation he was recruited to the Olympic 2007 Poetry Team. He competed in the largely fiction based Poetry Sprint and won the bronze medal. This is something his friends do not let him forget and he regrets deeply. Currently Michael can be found crafting dreams and plotting your demise in a secret underground bunker.Other people would have you believe that, Michael John Rawley was born in the summer of 1985 to Kathy and Curt Rawley in Windham NH. At a very young age he suffered a brain seizure afflicting him with Hyperactive Sensitivity Disorder. Something with which he struggles to this day. In 2007 Michael moved to the city of San Francisco to pursue a career in film. During one of his writing classes he produced a short story that earned him an award for the best non-fiction piece at the Page One Competition. Since then Michael has focused almost entirely on writing short stories and spoken word poetry. He enjoys performing live at open mic shows where he can find them. He can be seen every week at Ink Reviewed at the Brainwash Cafe and will be a featured performer there in the near future. Of course we all know this is a lie.