I'm currently playing a campaign where I (a 11th level wizard/Master Specialist Enchanter) have a retributive suggestion of "jump down the nearest well" on at all times.
Though this has lead to several hilarious encounters with would be assassins, this got me wondering "what other hilarious...
I would like to note that these are still 3.0 references, but for the most part they are only minor off in accuracy.
Oh and Huzzah my first post, I've been creeping your forums for a while and decided since I've been peer-pressured into DMing, I might as well join this to help me out as well.