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Whatever you may think of the size of the burger or the bite he took out of it, he is certainly not a normal man.

Really. It’s bigger than McDonalds’ other burgers, but it’s comparable in size to like a Five Guys burger.

Just another example of the ultra wealthy having zero concept of how the working class thinks.

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Oh, they don’t. The fact that they even thought that showing the CEO eating their food would make them seem relatable and therefore make...

Well, yeah. It was a bizarre choice to have him do it. The only reason to have someone in a position like that do such an ad would be to...

Well, not exactly. But I can understand why he might be less sexually appealing to folks who are not into men. Cthulhu has a pretty...

The crying scene. So, so much snot.

I saw it in the theatre when it came out. Maybe it was the shaky camera, but I don't remember anything being gross and definitely no one...

Slowly stops chewing, looks around nervously. No?

You ever look at particularly set of dice and you can exactly picture what they might taste like, what their texture would be, if you...

So, you figure Gen-young people won't find it silly, and are supposed to get some deep meaning out of a guy eating a burger with dice on...

Not sure if serious, but the Big Arch is a pretty normal-sized burger, at least by Ameriksland standards. Part of what was so absurd...

That’s alright, as long as he isn’t still with his baby mama!

Nah, that’s probably the most valid possible reason not to be interested in him lol