Daazimal

Boernwel, the dwarven fighter let out a mighty roar. The orcs that were their a moment ago, could be heard laughing in uncontrollable fits of laughter. Boernwel grabbing his rump where an arrow stuck unceremoniously out of, walked over to Ragnar the Ranger and belted him right in the kisser.
You blumbering idiot, he screamed in between the curses as the priest pulled the arrow from his rump.
Ragnar, holding his jaw and trying desperately not to laugh at the dwarf, said. " I forgot to take the lens of Minute Seeing off. And the group rolled with laughter.

As recounted by Tynian Nalgone, Bard extraodinaire. In the Inn of the Old Skull. Circa 1372 Year of the Dumb Ranger.

You! You shot! You shot me!

You! You shot! You shot me!

You! You shot! You shot me!

You! You shot! You shot me!

You! You shot! You shot me!

You! You shot! You shot me!

You shot me in the arse! You shot me in the arse!

You shot me in the arse! You stupid blumbling idiot!

I couldn't sleep all night, because of the pain in my backside!

Because of you, you stupid ranger.

All night!

All night!

You! You shot! You shot me!

You! You shot! You shot me!

You shot me!


You shot me in the arse! You shot me in the arse!

You shot me in the arse! You stupid blumbling idiot!


I couldn't sleep all night, because of the pain in my backside!

Because of you, you stupid ranger.

All night!

All night!



The last verses repeat four times ending in all night. Sung to Rammstein-Duhast