Recent content by Dire Lemming

Oog, they abandoned Shoon's corpse... Harsh... Well I suppose he wouldn't have been surprised by that since they basically only seemed to tolerate him because he was useful for drawing enemy fire and transport. :(

I'm not sure what you're trying to say here... First they're all low intelligence humanoids that only know how to smash heads, then they're all mercenaries who're just following orders. Which is it? Isn't it a mixture of both? Either way they'd know how to get around their area, so some of...

We took some bandits prisoner who didn't know anything, then Merick never tried to take someone prisoner again. I have commented on it IC and the usual response is along the lines of "Sure Shoon, do what you want." We even managed to disable a bunch of guards in one room, only to leave them...

It seems to Shoon like he's the only one still concerned about rescuing anyone. The others only really seem concerned about killing the inhabitants, (Merrick and Zirat) making sure the party doesn't die, (Aeron) or has no apparent reason for being there as well (Ciaran and Deren). So far...

There are unfortunately two problems with that. 1. That would go against everything he stands for, even more so because; 2. As far as he knows, the temple is only dangerous to those who enter it, and the inhabitants are too stupid and disorganized to be any sort of threat to anyone else. He...

I don't know. There's not really much for my character to do except fight more bad guys, and combat in a PbP game is boring. Like I said, my character has no real reason to stick around and a strong reason to leave. Like I said, he's starting to view this as a pointless crusade to slaughter a...

Ok I see what you're saying but, that wasn't the only point I made.

We keep going in there, supposedly with the intention of taking a prisoner we can question about the location of the temple's prisoners, and yet every time we completely fail at this task, and then run away. Next day we do the exact same thing, and they still haven't even set sentries. We...

Oh I see what you're saying now, fine, have fun everyone.

I told you that to begin with and you didn't say it was a problem then... I can still use the SRD with some help.

High school is pretty offensive, it's true. Look, the thing about the Grandma rule is, it makes no sense whatsoever. You know that as well as I do. Who here would show anything on this site to their grandma? Allot of people's grandma's don't even know what an internet forum is, and would...

I don't have a character sheet. The SRD doesn't include anything really to assist in making a character, so I still haven't figured it out. That's why I asked for your help. How old are your kids Monkey? It's just that, if they're old enough to read forum posts over your shoulder without you...

I don't honestly know, elementary school? Probably the same place every high school student who says the F word in place of a coma did. I was just trying to write realistic dialogue for a typical high school idiot. I forgot about that grandma rule... Ugh... so annoying. Nevemind that it...

I rewrote by story. It's not done yet, so don't read the whole thing if you care about that. I wrote a summery at the top so you can get the gist of it. Summary: Malcolm and his sister were born in China and adopted from an orphanage by Christopher and Alice Judd. Chris took him to meet...

Not really, the web site actually calls it "Imaginationland Episode II", and I didn't say that it was after the first commercial break.