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    Of course I'm going to announced.

    Congratulations and jubilations are in order. So, congratijubilations!
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    Vegetable Villany

    The prophecy has come true! The Vegapocalypse is upon us! May the Gods have mercy upon our souls...
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    Reality Check! (Humour! Check anger at the door!)

    If, by chance, you are referring to Fowai's closet (as he is sometimes known as Fox), I highly doubt the other Freaks on a Leash in there would enjoy a random new addition, and it is highly plausible that the other Freaks would assault Bari if he had any form of cookie on his person. In such...
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    Funny scenes from the Garden...

    Fowai_Uss strolls out of the tavern and along the path. Xanto says, "...I'll be proud that way too..". Xanto smiles at her Bhryn smiles back. Bhryn says, "I'd hope so!". Xanto says, "Of course! Even more so because it's from you, hlafé.". Bhryn says, "Awwwww...". Bhryn kisses him, twisting to...
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    The Rules of Character Engagement

    Pure comedic genius! 681-700, contributed by Bhryn...BRILLIANT!!! More genius of the comedic variety! There are many, many, many more that I would like to quote, but I do believe that would take up much too much space, thus I shall spare you the horror of yet another unbelievably long...
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    Is it just me...

    Well, seeing as how Fowai hasn't been a part of many (if any) storylines thus far, and I'm too lazy right now to come up with one on my own, I vote yes to the 'Storyline Thread' idea. Fowai looks to Bhryn, drooling at the withheld chocolate Fowai: Mmmm...chocolate...*drools excessively*...
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    Is it just me...

    I believe Fowai falls under this category. :D What's wrong with pink, fluffy bunnies?! Now, that is an intriguing concept...perhaps that is the kind of villain the person who asked about 'really good villains' was looking for...also, 'really good villains'...oxymoron, is it not? Well...
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    Unfortunate news...

    Due to Real Life circumstances, Fowai will be unable to attend to this evening's 'A Night of Love' event. Nevertheless, I shall post the description of Fowai's formal attire here for those of you who are interested in knowing what he would have worn. The following is the aforemetioned...
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    A Reason

    So, originally, I had planned to read this entire thread from start to finish. Then I saw that this thread began a whole 3 years ago and most likely has gotten way off its original topic (as threads often tend to do, in my experience). So, like the slacker I am, I just skipped to the end to...
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    Poetry entries for A Night of Love

    An expensive-looking sheet of parchment with flowing, slightly exotic script scribed upon it is tacked on the board. Bjork the Orc Rumors abound about Bjork the Orc, Let me tell you those rumors are true. This simple orc felled a mighty mage, The mage known as Kalamazoo. Kalamazoo was of the...
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    Lackey Wanted

    An expensive-looking sheet of parchment with flowing, slightly exotic script scribed upon it is tacked up on the board. Attention frequenters of this fine establishment! I, Fowai Uss, am in search of a lackey. Someone who is willing to assist me in my various experimentations within the field...
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    March A new character month?

    Well, as it is, I don't play as often as I used to. I am intrigued with the idea of stepping out of our comfort zones and creating new out-of-the-norm characters. Unfortunately, I think I fall into the same category as Rajak on this issue. If any of you have ever seen Fowai at play (which is...
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    A Night of Love

    Fowai signs his name under Bhryn's
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    Idle Question...

    Well, after taking the time to read through all 108 posts on this thread, I feel like adding my two cents on this matter. Relating to the whole 'hunting Ariel' business, Fowai has no reason to get involved in this storyline...then again...reason has never been a high priority on Fowai's list...
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    Announcement

    Fowai twirls and leaps in a merry dance, pinning up a note as he passes the boards which reads: And the Sticky One spake unto them, saying, 'Blessed are ye who, in celebration of being joined in holy matrimony, celebrate firstly by devouring cake, holiest of Holy Sugary Confections. Have thy...
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