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    College of Glamour - Mantle of Inspiration movement fluff

    Hello. Long story short: Quick question regarding your fluffly portrayal of the movement component of the College of Glamour ability, 'Mantle of Inspiration'. Short story long: Making a character, a scruffy, asocial half-elf that's been cursed with great charisma* Over time they've learnt to...
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    UA Unearthed Arcana May 2018: Centaurs and Minotaurs

    Heck breathing - that's a human mouth. It's sucking in air to oxygenate a mostly-horse circulatory system! Which makes you wonder - to strangle a a centaur do you go for the neck or.. lasso the abdomen? If the lungs are in the horse part then the air is passing down the human neck, past the...
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    UA Unearthed Arcana: Centaurs and Minotaurs

    Heck breathing - that's a human mouth. It's sucking in air to oxygenate a mostly-horse circulatory system! Which makes you wonder - to strangle a a centaur do you go for the neck or.. lasso the abdomen? If the lungs are in the horse part then the air is passing down the human neck, past the...
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    UA Unearthed Arcana: Centaurs and Minotaurs

    :confused: And they eat via their human mouth.. which then travels aaaaall the way down the muscle tube, which in turn is shaped like a human torso, complete with ribcage for protecting... Wait. There voices must be pretty ...interesting? Horse lungs pushing air over a human-ish (?) larynx...
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    UA Unearthed Arcana May 2018: Centaurs and Minotaurs

    :confused: And they eat via their human mouth.. which then travels aaaaall the way down the muscle tube, which in turn is shaped like a human torso, complete with ribcage for protecting... Wait. There voices must be pretty ...interesting? Horse lungs pushing air over a human-ish (?) larynx...
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    UA Unearthed Arcana: Centaurs and Minotaurs

    What always bugs me is: Centaurs: Do they have two sets up lungs? Hearts? How does.. the human and the horse... internal gubbinz... work? And yes, 'its magic' is a sure-fire way to get tossed out the airlock.
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    UA Unearthed Arcana May 2018: Centaurs and Minotaurs

    What always bugs me is: Centaurs: Do they have two sets up lungs? Hearts? How does.. the human and the horse... internal gubbinz... work? And yes, 'its magic' is a sure-fire way to get tossed out the airlock.
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    UA Unearthed Arcana Presents The Cleric's Order Domain

    o-o Ok. Wrong.. thread. My bad. I mean - I agree with that guy/gal/misc. Yup, we need more of whatever they're on about!
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    UA Unearthed Arcana Presents The Cleric's Order Domain

    o-o That's a lot of nagging. Poor rogue!
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    What kaiju was the rust monster based off of?

    For some additional context (via Mother Wikiperdia, PRAISE BE): ..which suggests there was some kinda toy out there, which could have been the inspiration. EDIT: Using my awesome Google-Fu (search terms: Kaiju lobster) I'm putting money on Ebirah as the inspiration...
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    5E Mythological Figures: Sir Lancelot (5E)

    Aye, and as you say, that can be interpreted any way. The best can be a 2nd level challenge, they can be 3rd level. They can have plot armour because, hey, its a story, right? The initial point, 'standing out as paragons' and that counter point that such paragon-like nature is relative to the...
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