As Ath-kethin pointed out rather sarcastically, this article is in dire need of a good proofreading. I counted over a half-dozen errors and wasn't even trying. Really, you made some good points, but it is painful to read. Please take a little more time to edit next time before you hit the submit...
I had an RPGA living city bard years ago who was known as "the wild rose." He had a +1 rapier with a brass rose for a pommel and the guard fashioned like two upthrust thorns. Engraved vines decorated the blade. When drawn, the scent of roses filled the immediate area. I had created the sword as...