Really? I don't remember making any death threats.
Besides which, I don't think Erin noticed anything she considered romantic advances. Certainly nothing involving getting married and having children together*...
She was always a bit tall for her age, poor girl.
*or a clutch of eggs. Or...
(You know, I'm going to tell Erin that you called her an elf, and she'll never forgive you.)
Good stuff, though. I'm glad someone's keeping track of the adventure.