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Winding Path Action: Go south. Go east. Climb tree.

Fish You have a raw, slippery fish. 1 grond, 1 gold. Action: Give fish to troll. Emerald ON.

Drawbridge Emerald ON? There is a mean troll here. It blocks your path across the bridge. Action: Go west.

I discovered an ENWorld feature that's perfect for solo/online RPGing. It's gonna be a glorious day. (Lucky - Radiohead) @aco175 XP...

The only "ringer" I know is from the Big Lebowski . . . Is he supposed to draw other PUBG players away from the awful squad? Or bring...

There's a video series called Awful Squad where a bunch of people from old timey Polygon played Player Unknown's Battlegrounds... badly...

I have the local convention coming up in a couple weeks. I'm going with my father and brother again, so that is good right there, but...

You have no trouble finding a horse that you, well, borrow to take you to the site of your first adventure. You follow several signs...

You are in a broken north/south tunnel. Action: Go north. Go south. Search east wall (M 4 detect). Retry: hermit provides help if he...

Cynthia You see a beautiful girl in a flowing white dress. You recognize her as Cynthia Luxom, Duke Luxom's not-too-bright daughter...

Heinrich A human warrior stands before you, armed with a longsword and carrying a shield. On his shield is a sticker which says, "Hi...

As you read the book, you feel a weird sensation overtaking you. You are turning into a small fish! Action: Throw book away (MP 2...

You write "broom, 2 gr, 1 gp" in your inventory. "When ye next come to this broom closet," Trek says, "ye will know that the broom is...

When you reach the main hall, you deliver your goods to Sam Silren, the local buyer for such things. He examines your items and pays you...

Weird that I haven't noticed this yet: "death spiral" is a figure skating move! The next death spiral thread I read is going seem...