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Gruck 12 B!@ch Witch 2 Gruck make save after save after save and still get armor eaten. If Gruck ever see rust monster again. Throw big rocks at it. Gruck only fail 2 saves. Stunned so can't get revenge on B!@ch Witch and armor gets eaten. IF stunned sooner then kill witch. Gruck have...

Tarrick's a toad hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Gruck like toad legs. Mmmmmmmmmmm slimy..(drool)

Gruck think sneaky guy(Tarrik)'s worst day have to be when sneaky guy die twice by other sneaky guys(Hopps Springs Eternal). Gruck think it funny when sneaky guy dies since sneaky guy tries to hit Gruck when confused(I hate bugs).

Rust Monsters Suck Gruck minding own business killing giants when little buzzy things start eating Gruck's armor. Gruck say "Fine, You want some....Come get some." An put axe through buzzy thing. It not like axe since axe explode buzzy thing. Axe head disappear when smash buzzy thing...

Rogue rogue rogue rogue Maybe if I type it enough I will get it right. Thanks for the help. The dispel won't work since the magic is permanent and isn't dispelable. Looks like our options are Death or break enchantment. Was hoping for more. DAM YOU BALEFUL POLYMORPH :mad:

Our 8th level rouge got baleful polymorphed into a toad. We have the following characters all down in a mine with the toad 8th level cleric Dwarf 8th level druid Dwarf 6th level fighter 2nd level barbarian Half Dorc 8th level Bard Human 8th level Monk Human 8th level rouge that is a toad...

Gruck the Spelunker Gruck get to go under ground. Bear changer guy make Gruck thick skin. What Spelunker? Next Singing guy mention that get eaten. Time to kill no face angry guys. :mad:

Stupid Bard Translated from Orcish for the more discerning reader. Sam closed the bar and Tarrick began to check out the back room. Linder and I tied up the bartender bard, rouge waitress and the drunken half-orc. Not me this time. Linder and I went through several iterations of knot tying...

Straight shootin from the half orc. gruck see stupid singing guy not like stupid singing guy always yapping about how Gruck ugly guess who is uglier, Gruck or singing guy with axe in head Groth good guy. Wish he would shut up. Groth and sneaky guy laughing like loons might need dose of axe...