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    WizKids to Release Edge of the Realms, New D&D Map-Building Game

    I think the game you're dreaming of is Mighty Empires.
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    What fantasy creatures migrate with the seasons?

    But the African Stirge is non migratory!
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    What fantasy creatures migrate with the seasons?

    Are you suggesting a Stirge could grip it by the husk?
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    What fantasy creatures migrate with the seasons?

    Bulettes - the pitch: Tremors with land sharks!
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    How Do You Keep Track of All Your RPG Books?

    Get the pitchforks and torches lads he is a stranger to our ways and must be punished! 🔥🔥🧑‍🌾🧑‍🌾🔥🔥 EDIT: the farmer emojis definitely has pitchforks when I was writing the comment. Now I've posted it they seem to have veg baskets. Is it too much to ask to be able to menace someone with a...
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    How would you build your game around David Hasselhoff's True Survivor?

    It's no "The night begins to shine" though.
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    Discworld TTRPG Kickstarter to Launch October 15

    The only mechanic I want to see in the Discworld RPG is the one where actions with a million to one chance actually succeed nine times out of ten.
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    Explain Alien Covenant to me!

    I just re-read my old Dark Horse Aliens comics and pretend everything movie related after Aliens was all just a dream.,😭
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    Cosmere Overtakes Avatar Legends To Become Biggest TTRPG Kickstarter Ever!

    I suspect as others have said earlier in this thread I there are a significant portion of Cosmere fans buying in for collector completeness and /lore book reading fanboy purposes who may well want to try to play once they have the books but aren't coming from a TTRPG playing background and are...
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    Are we the baddies? Oh.. yeah. Yeah, we're the baddies...

    Set up a Kung Fu tournament in a remote location and invite the greatest heroes of Red Tiger Island to enter, with the aim of brainwashing them into being pawns of the PCs and/or getting them to off each other, easily removing the PC's main obstacles to their evil plans.
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    Million Dollar TTRPG Kickstarter Club

    Not disagreeing with the impressiveness of the figures the Cosmere RPG is racking up but remember this is for up to 6 books and technically two actual games sharing the same system so you would need to add the DMG and some Setting books to get a more apples to apples comparison. For good or ill...
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    Big gherkin energy

    Aaah, I remember the first time my American wife was asked if she wanted pickle in her sandwich in the UK. It was also the last time she said yes.
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    What is the most evocative art you've seen in a TTRPG?

    Agon (2e) must be up there. I mean look at it John Harper did the art as well as co-designing the game. To be honest I'm not sure if the game's for me but the art keeps tempting me to buy it anyway - you don't need to play me, just look at my pretty pictures!
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