Recent content by Hairy Minotaur

Gooey The small wooden dolls slowly and menacingly raised their right arms in unison, grasping the string that held them above the tables they cut their impediment and dropped to the tables. One loud rap on the wooden table signaled their freedom, permanent mocking grins belied the bloodlust...

The Enemy Within Slyphwhisper spat out mud and blood from his smashed mouth, shards of glass fell out of his hair as he rolled onto his knees. The rain was thrumming his throbbing skull as he tried to get his bearings. He spied the well off to his right and remembered where he was finally, he...

So Jon, what did you do with all that "free" time on Sunday since you didn't post? Does it feel odd yet? Actually a more fitting ending would have seen the goddess volunteering the party to be her champions and having them fan out to re-establish her faith and clear the way for her to reclaim...

Look, if no one was keeping the B'thuvian Demon Whore busy for a full year then imagine the horror she would have wrought in her breeding attempts! Any self-serving lady's man would've done the same thing. You should be so lucky to know someone who is versed AND practiced in the sexual arts of...

Part 2 Slyphwhisper and Lord Horatius slosh their way through the muck to the back of the hovel, as they pass along the south side of the building, through a closed window they both spy a flickering light coming from an interior room. Continuing their trek they reach the back of the house and...

And lives were changed pt. 1 This session took place on Halloween so it has a distinct feel to it. I left it short so I could get the entire night in one update, so this is like the preface to the action. Enjoy: With the passing of the gnoll guards, Lord Horatius began exploring the crypt...

Heh, predictable in their chaos. :D Oh for a few loadstones now.... that's a fun telekinesis breaker. Aphyx gets her marionetes to dance for her now. Whether this series of events were planned or not, they are now. I think I hear the Jack-in-the-box turning in the distance.

Tethys has hot body and nympho - her INT just isn't that good ;) Helga is obscenely obese and fugly - her WIS is horrible Depending on how much of the next part I can get into one update, the session coming up has immortalized Tethys' player in the annuals of our gaming group. :cool:

Pray harder “I’m not going to make it son, you’re going to have to be the hero and save the lunatic from his own demons.” Gramps spat at Slyphwhipser. “Are you drunk already? Why the hell would I save him? I’m hoping his carcass slows down the advance of those two stone guardians before we...

Was that the first time you'd used cranium rats against them? I can't use them against my group anymore, the first time I say there's rats in the alley/trash/celler they yell attack and wipe them out regardless of how mundane they were.

A new Addiction Slyphwhisper was determined to outlast the enermancer, the gnome propped himself against the wall opposite the deranged fool and watched the madman shape his army of mud replete with splinter weapons and long dead grass kilts. Through two watches the gnome practiced the walk in...

So do the players know the coins are there or are they "hoping" they will be? It will be interesting to see if they are there how many of them you've decided to leave for them. Interestingly the party has yet to see a dead god yet...... ;)

Yes, the Githyanki are widely regarded as helpful and gregarious throughout the known planes. In fact they're downright angelic. :devil:

I've had a barbarian take the beserker PC before, usually he'd end up killing another party member rather than getting himself killed. Hopefully it won't result in Morier's death. Morier's probably thinking "it's got to be me, all of the rest of the party dies around me." :)

Anything you can do, I can do better Slyphwhisper uses the distraction the insane enermancer and the mobile gateway to the plane of gravity create by swatting at tiny insects, to advance on the far chair and the crown that was laid upon its seat. The silver headpiece remains untarnished after...