hot4mandolorian

Alright, let's be honest here.
My dexterity score is 3.
I've got charisma at 7 but that score gets bumped up to a 20 with my mighty drunkenness buff.
Intelligence at 16 and Strength and Wisdom yet to be announced.
I've got a -3 on my Performance El Fellatio and a +93275632 on being ING AWESOME.
You add in the fact that I have Extremely Hilarious and Brimming With Sarcasm bonus feats, I might just be the best person ever.

and i am fat. but kinda pretty.

I can't help but figure out words in my head, Sometimes I wish I was simple minded.
But if nothing else, I’m a pop culture junkie living on vodka and small amounts of nicotine.
I slam doors, and I want to wake up in a new city tomorrow
And I want to breathe intensity.
We could be friends, you and I. We could be friends if you can ignore that I am the most illogical logic driven person you will ever meet.

And if I didn’t have boobs I would probably kill myself.
Just throwing that out there.

My goal is not to uncomplicate my life.
My goal is to uncomplicate myself.

I'm a firm believer in believing in nothing. And by nothing I mean everything. And by everything I mean whatever makes your life worth living.
I also believe in music, laughter, having fun and in the power of words.
(Spoken, Written or Read.)
I believe that life is never black and white. And I choose to live mine by embracing the shades of grey.

I like learning more than anything evAR.
And often will read the dictionary or waste hours Wikipedia-ing.
(I also have the power to turn anything into a verb. I call it verb-ing.)
For this reason, I like books.
For other reasons, I think that the words of Chuck Palahniuk are ing gold.
(Obsession isn’t the right word. But it’s the first word that comes to mind.)

I have been known to stay up all night just to get the perfect picture of the sunrise and never show it to anyone after I finally catch it.

Random fact about me: I like eighteenth century dirty talk.

And I like to pretend that my life is more than just waiting for the next disaster.
And I like to pretend that I am clever and pretty and not a waste of your time.
And. Hell, I just like to pretend.
Which is probably why I embrace my nerdom-ess-ocity. (that’s officially a word now, btw) and play Dungeons and Dragons on a regular basis.

“I wish that I had the courage to not to fight and doubt everything. I wish, just once I could say this. This is good enough. Just because I choose it.”
That said, I refuse to spend my life attacking everything because I am too afraid of creating anything.
That said, I am at a better place in my life right now than I have ever been.
And, damn, it’s a fantastic feeling.
It is amazing how much you can change in so little time just by thinking differently.
That said, I will continue searching for something that I will never find.
But who said that I can’t enjoy every ing minute of it?
That said, I believe that I have rambled enough.