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    One more gamer... baking in the oven...

    thanks for the welcome et al. of course once the little one arrives I doubt I'll have much time to post or lurk then too. so I figure I'll try to get as much in as I can now. :D
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    One more gamer... baking in the oven...

    well it has been quite a while since i've posted or even lurked here. RL has a tendency to get in the way sometimes. but I thought I would dropped a friendly hello and a "I'm not dead yet!" out to the crowd. Also I would like to announce that my very soon to be wife will be bringing forth a new...
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    thisiswhyyourefat.com - That's some Good Eatin'!

    simply reading this description gave me chest pains.
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    To all you single guys... I'm sorry.

    haven't really discussed it, but more than likely we'll go with May 1. That's the day we started dating. I figure, the fewer calendar dates I have to remember, the safer I'll be.
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    To all you single guys... I'm sorry.

    But I just took another gamer girl off the market. Tonight I proposed to my girlfriend and she made the mistake of saying yes. good news for me. Questionable for her. bad for everyone else who wants a gamer girl.
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    Digital Telivision Conversion: Ready Yet?

    being a technowhore, and finally having the scratch available, I upgraded significantly to a 42" 1080p LCD HDTV and HDPVR. I still want to get the Blu-ray DVD but I'm thinking of just going the PS3 route so I can get my God of War fix as well. I soothe my conscience by telling myself the...
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    Band Names

    I always thought that "Your Mom" would be a cool band name. " and now the new hit single from Your Mom.... You'll catch your Death!"
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    Misleading odds quotation?

    1 in a million isn't all that impressive either. it happens 7 times a day in New York City. :)
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    If Gene Splicing Became Legal And Was Available Today, Would You Get Spliced?

    you could always get spliced with a Douglas Fir tree. The up side is that you would live for close to a thousand years and be 100 feet tall. The down side is that hippies would live in your "foliage" and you would hear "How's the weather up there?" for a thousand years.
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    New Year's Eve plans

    I'm working until 2 AM. Someone have a beer for me will ya??
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    Santa's List

    My SO got me a 22 inch WS LCD monitor for my computer. I got her an Ipod Nano, A 12 inch Jareth (Labyrinth) figure, about 10 books, some DVDs and some other stocking stuffer items. Between the 2 of us we got enough in christmas card cash for us to get our 42 inch HDTV. I know, it's...
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    Bane? Alternative names for deities.

    I kinda like the name Phat Loot for a deity of wealth and prosperity.
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    Stupid, blind, and dead deer...

    At least it didn't run into the road and get smoked by a guy in a Ford van going 60. that would have made Rod Serling proud.
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    I Need Simple Spaghetti Recipes!

    My SO makes a wicked pasta sauce that is ridiculously easy but does take time. basically start with: 3/4 pound (precooked weight) lean ground beef, browned 1/2 pound "loose" Italian sausage, cooked 4 Large (750ml) cans of crushed tomatoes (fresh is best but canned will do). 2 bulbs - yes, I...
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    Can you detect the lies?

    I got two wrong. I don't count the first one since I saw the answer but I held my hand over that part of the screen for the remainder and ended up missing 2.
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