Recent content by Jonas Fawkes

I've been waiting for some more of this fine story of my bravery and ingenuity and prowess myself. . .

That's because my brilliant plans are unmatched! And the others, not have the devio. . uh, I mean, strategically clever mind that I do cannot see it as clearly. Don't take me for a fool. . . ;)

Seems to me that this story has not been updated in quite a while, and yet I have been having heroic exploits that need to be recorded for the annals of history! What's going on?

Don't ya worry none. . . I'm gonna do my best to fix this awful mess they've gotten us into. . . As long as they follow my plan and can accurately count - we should be out of trouble in no time at all. . .

Well that a mighty fine story there Mr. Rastfar, sir. One worthy of a story-teller such as myself. . . I do know my letters. Or, at least most of them, and I can sound out the rest. But you are doing a fine fine job, but I am warning you. I'm here to keep you honest and make sure you paint...