Recent content by kyoryu

Heh... but I think my point remains, which is that if the OP is going to have, effectively, "guys' night," there's a lot less benign things he could be doing than sitting around, throwing dice, and talking in a cheesy accent. I suspect that the GF has some, uh, control issues of her own, and...

You're absolutely right honey, I should stop gaming. If you need me, don't bother calling my cell. I won't be able to hear it over the music at the strip club, and I'll probably be too drunk to pick up the phone anyway. Try to ignore the stripper perfume smell when I cuddle up next to you at...