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For that I'm giving you this warning letter. By the way, I prepared explosive runes this morning.

I knew that Vanthas would be behind it all at some point! Also I royally dislike Vrocks...

I repeat!

Tell us something original ;)

Fie! Then they would have swarmed our boat, Elaine? Quick! Get Jack to cast Detect Evil upon the newcomer! My moustache is a twitching!

Keep telling yourself that madam...

I am not evil! At least I don't compulsively set ships on fire whilst they're tied up to us!

But where's the fun in that? With that in mind, I've learnt how to summon deadly fireballs from the aether as well as a water breathing spell in case the former turns out badly...

Fore!

That's ok, I was below deck working on improving my magical prowess anyway, so I avoided most of the action!

*sniff* very well, if our noble patron wishes it then let it be. I suppose I could use the time to focus more on matters of great importance. And madam, if you wished the wind to be summoned perhaps you should recruit a druid? I am more interested in the security of the ships and its denisons...

Alright, who made Cal captain of the ship? Obviously it should be my fine self, due to my natural intelligence and leadership skills... Plus I'd be able to actually see things through a telescope!

I love the smell of butter in the morning... Smells like victory.

Lucius reporting for duty *toys with his moustache idly* Well, you lot seem to have this covered. I warned you about Vanthas!