Recent content by Mad_Jack

I used to beat up Moses for his lunch money in the fourth grade... Adam hooked up with Eve at a party I brought her to... When God said, "Let There be light!", he knew damn well I was hung over...

I discovered Tolkien and D&D around the same time, aged 8-10. Can't really remember anything else I'd call formative, though.

They tied my hand to my chair when I was in kindergarten...

My job has us constantly signing things (sign the current job paperwork, sign up for OT, sign the new "Training" sheet that states they changed a typo in the previous one, put your initials in seventeen different spots on this page, etc...), and so I started wondering about how each of us signs...

Yeah, Malifaux has some awesome figures, but they are guilty of some truly heinous attachment points.

Yes. REALLY DAMN GOOD. I have all three seasons on dvd. It's on my list of series I rewatch in rotation. I've probably rewatched it four times so far, and I still love the hell out of it... In fact, I'm going to start rewatching it again soon since you brought it up. It intertwines a lot...

I have a nice collection of these in different styles, but I actually use an old round Tupperware container for my water both because I like the wider opening/lower height and because it looks nothing like my favorite mug...

For absolutely no reason at all....

Fortunately, most of my more interesting stories left scars... :p

For a Halloween costume/cosplay character, I created a new member of Clive Barker's Nightbreed named Eyesaac who had clairvoyance and other psychic abilities he used by opening the third eye in his forehead... I made myself a prosthetic third eye using one of the spherical caps from a small...

I always tell all my friends' kids that, unless it's wearing a collar and walking a human, it is not a pet and you leave it the hell alone. We have bobcats here in CT - they look cute and adorable, but they're basically rocket-powered wolverines on steroids with chainsaws for paws... They're...

Yeah, they're definitely out there, I've seen people using them before - I'd check the nail supply companies' websites or similar places, they'll probably have a wider selection. Or maybe goth makeup/gear sites for skulls and stuff. I've also seen dedicated sci-fi stuff. I seem to recall...

Days like this are why I don't drink. I am sooo over being me right now...