Recent content by Mad_Jack

Well, he is a lawyer.. <rim shot> :p

Hell, at this point my fingerprints are actually more of a waffle pattern... :p ( For a couple years after I stopped working at the screen-printing place, I didn't actually have fingerprints on two of my fingers - two years of having my hands in paint thinner all day from cleaning the...

I don't recall a specific example, but I'm sure there's probably at least one or two Irish legends that involve a "public house" - possibly as early as the 7th and 8th Centuries the Irish legal system (Brehon law) had actual regulations on how many sheep, cows and barrels of ale a public house...

I thought the problem was in the mirror once, but I smashed the mirror and the problem didn't go away, so it couldn't have been in the mirror... Actually, "That's not a paradox, you're just stupid" is an appropriate response to about 95% of anything on the internet, particularly when nobody...

Shhhh! Don't ever say that... You do know that when you finish painting all your minis, you die, right? :p

I dressed up for Halloween as a Reasonable Human Being and posted some pictures of my costume. Nobody online recognized it.

We live in semi-rural New England... You look at me weird because I keep duct tape, rope, a machete and a shovel in my trunk. I look at you weird because you don't.

I say the attorney should have to bend over in front of the court so the judge can kick them in the posterior, and then be hit with that other stuff.

Probably. I wasn't listening the first time... :p

At this point, I assume that anybody using the phrase, "Touch grass.", is probably terminally online and can't remember the last time they saw grass.

Oh, this is just lovely... :cool: Payroll messed up and didn't give us overtime pay for Columbus Day, so they did a separate payroll for just the OT. I got a gross amount of $2.65. Of which taxes and deductions were taken out totaling... $2.65... Apparently, my time is worth... NOTHING...

I used to tell people, "Unless you're 8 feet tall or weigh 900 lbs., you are not "The World's Biggest Rocky Horror Fan"..."