Recent content by Mad_Jack

Didn't you ever play Bloody Knuckles when you were a kid? :p

Not an app - Little Caesars uses Door Dash for all their deliveries now...

Personally, I think I'd rather have my machines just straight up kick me in the junk than have to deal with the crap they give me now...

But I stuck my head out the door and told him, in person, to leave it there. I have no idea why he didn't listen to me. I kind of got the impression he's not the sort of person who actually listens to people when they're talking to him.

A way to get some vague understanding of what getting hit in armor is like: Find a small piece of something rigid like plywood or sheet metal... Sit down and place your folded winter coat over your knees with the rigid piece on top of it, held down firmly... Give it a few easy whacks with a...

So today I reordered the pizza from last night, and had it delivered. I haven't gotten around to clearing out my driveway yet, and I was starving. I specified a contactless order, and left instructions for the Door Dash driver to leave the food at the end of the driveway so I could get it later...

I almost just decided I was willing to pay more to have food delivered than the food itself cost... But then I thankfully realized I just couldn't live with myself if I did that. :rolleyes: This actually motivated me to get orf me arf and go out to get some damn food. EDIT...

As a kid, I honestly can't remember when I first started learning about Greek and Norse mythology, but it would have been a couple years before junior high - I was reading Marvel comics, playing D&D, and saw a double feature of Jason and the Argonauts and Clash of the Titans at the drive in in...

Off work now until after the new year... All of my coworkers were talking about sleeping for three days straight when they got home. I was honest with myself, and said I was probably going to stay up for three days straight playing video games... :p

Somebody at the media company that made the commercial just grabbed some of their friend's/relative's books as props. Or bought them off eBay cuz they were cheap...

I resemble that remark.

The Hobbit and Return of the King were both produced by Rankin and Bass, and theoretically tell the whole story from start to finish, although the first two books of the trilogy are merely summarized in an intro in the RotK movie in an attempt to fit it into a two-hour window... Rankin was...

Soylent Green is Youtubers! (Which, quite honestly, would be a more constructive use of some of them...)

I was once crossing a bridge during a storm when a huge chunk of ball lightning formed over the hood of my car... It was freaky.

Yup.. Cold and windy, cold and wet, windy and wet, and dry and hot... Clearly they've never been to Singapore...