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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Y'know... If I'm googling something, filling the entire first page of results with stuff behind a paywall or that requires me to turn off my ad-blocker is... unhelpful. 🤬
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    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    Nah, that's Idiot Coworker Jim, who's been banned from taking his plastic gloves off in the production area because he tends to splash people... Latest update: Temp today where I live hit 93 (w 60% humidity) and they're now saying 100 for tomorrow... temps in the town I work in are 85 (w 76%...
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    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    I work in a clean room environment making high-pressure medical tubing. Even though it's temperature controlled in the production area, the plastics extrusion process in general generates a crap-ton of humidity, and in our case the extruded tubes run through a water bath to cool them down as...
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    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    Supposed to be 94 degrees tomorrow, and 97 on Tuesday. Fortunately, at least, the humidity isn't supposed to get particularly high. Work on Tuesday is still gonna suck large spherical Alces Alces parts, though.
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Due to the physics involved in flushing, too much water pressure is almost guaranteed to cause backsplash - one previous job had one commode where flushing involved pushing the handle with the tip of your boot from as far away as possible and then jumping back out of the stall... :rolleyes...
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    Happy Haggert Hurried Hungry Hitch Hiking Hired Henchmen Hivers.... apply within

    Y'know, I used to think the twenty years I'd get for murdering Idiot Coworker Jim would be a deterrent, but more and more lately I'm starting to see it as an opportunity to sit around for the rest of my life doing nothing but savoring the memories of it... :unsure: Probably not a good thing, lol.
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Okay, who's messing with the timeline again? We seem to be stuck in a time loop...
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    80's me hates you right now. :p (Okay, not really... I was wearing flannel and spikes back in the 80's.)
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    Everything is bigger and better with dramatic synth riffs and driving drum machine beats...
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    My very tired brain is now entirely preoccupied with trying to come up with damp baby jokes. There are many, many reasons why I am a bad person (see damp baby jokes above), and liking D&D is among the least of them, lol... :p :cool::p Seize your friends by the throat. You'll get more done...
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    Metal School

    I think I've heard of about 25 of them, but only heard maybe ten before this.
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    Who’s your best A-Team?

    Had to go with Murdoch for reasonably obvious reasons... :p (Have you met me? Wait... have I met me? Godammit, now I'm confused...)
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    Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

    When life does...
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    What Do You Call This Popular Beverage?

    Wait... Connecticut isn't part of the free world? Are you from Massachusetts or something? lol :p
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