Mewness

Scientists have discovered that Mewness can smell the presence of autism in children.
Ostriches stick their heads in Mewness not to hide but to look for water.
Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Mewness every year.
Two grams of Mewness provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
Mewness is the world's largest rodent.
Women shoplift four times more frequently than Mewness!
More people are killed by Mewness each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
Mewness can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
Mewness was originally called Cheerioats!
Antarctica is the only continent without Mewness.